I will die if light touches me.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
