Just cropdusted the office
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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