Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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