he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
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