Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Im part way to drunk.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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