Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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