Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
