I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
my liver is dry heaving
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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