gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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