Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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