I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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