Christians are straight up FREAKS
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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