I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I will die if light touches me.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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