I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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