On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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