she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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