you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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