Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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