The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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