Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Randomize
