Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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