You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Can I color on your dick again?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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