$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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