There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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