Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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