Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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