I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
