If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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