i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Randomize
