random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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