I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
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They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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