Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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