You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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