im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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