is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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