He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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