Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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