what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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