He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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