Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
