so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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