So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
It's blow job season.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
