I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
