hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Dear god my vagina.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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