In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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