All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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