Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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