you turned your livingroom into a bong?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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