Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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