in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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