if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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