That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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