Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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